nbcaboutaboy:

Will always gives the best advice.

nbcaboutaboy:

Will always gives the best advice.



shreksforthememories:
welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

(via fightlikemenintights)



xander-the-hotdog-slayer:

if you want to make me cry just show me the last like ~20 minutes of this movie and you win

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mentally-maladjusted:

I am very protective of Connor Walsh.

I am very protective of Oliver [last name:tbd]

Independently and as a couple.

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

image

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earthdad:

the rise and fall

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ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

(via xmissdaryldixon)


sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via xmissdaryldixon)



foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

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