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Q
What's your major in college?
Anonymous
A

morosity:

stress


mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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skiesfyre:

I can’t decide if I should give up on Caprica or not because I’m on episode 16 and I still have no idea what’s going on.

But then Sasha Roiz turns up in all his tattooed shirtless glory and I’m like ‘…maybe it’ll all make sense this episode’


skiesfyre:

Okay, so, I don’t think I understand Caprica any more than I did before watching Ep16 but I’m 1000% more committed to seeing it through and 9000% more invested in the Adamas AND I WAS ALREADY PRETTY INVESTED IN THE ADAMAS


beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

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undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

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heyfunniest:

😢

heyfunniest:

😢


downtown-druggie:

Dogs are amazing animals

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btch-sprinkles:

So my hubby went shopping, and he was so excited when he came home with a shirt for me.  And he opens the bag and it’s like the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen.

And I’m like why?  Why did you buy this?  And he’s like… ’ Because it’s your ship!’  And when I was like whaa?  He points at the tag on the shirt all proud and he goes, “Stiles became a designer.”

OMFG.


shipwreckface:

HE’S SO PRETTY I WANT TO CRY!

shipwreckface:

HE’S SO PRETTY I WANT TO CRY!


show-me-our-faulted-stars:

grumpy cat and sour wolf

show-me-our-faulted-stars:

grumpy cat and sour wolf